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A quick rant about…
- How I got attacked by dogs and now I have developed a dog phobia.
- How I ate my own popo when I was a kid! Tragic, I know.
- How were the pyramids built and how did they put the heavy rocks on the top?
- How public libraries are the most underrated places ever. I know the best spot.
- Why mental health days should be normalized at work, and we should seek professional help without shame.
- The fact that we came up with zebra crossings—and why they look like that—truly blows my mind.
- Why do people clap when planes land? I have no good reason, except for clapping to stay alive.
- I once failed a job interview because I said we instead of I, they thought I lacked confidence. Isn’t this all about collaboration or what?
- Why do toilet “cones” that say they are flushable not flush? I just called my plumber last week to unclog my damn toilet!!!
- How the internet was so much simpler; I enjoyed the 2000s Messenger and the knocking fist. 😢
- How Pinterest makes an outfit combo look easy until you open your closet and have nothing alike in it.
- Even if a piano is not played, it should still be tuned at least once per year. Coming from someone whose only strength is playing the piano.
- I hate when workplaces don’t reply. If my resume’s a no, just say “Not you” so I can move on.
- Why does junk food taste so good? Can’t science just make bacon-flavored lettuce so I don’t have to struggle to get in shape?
- Is Elon going to force us all to put a chip in our brains? Because I kinda think this is going to be the norm soon.
- Someone once said that customer service jobs suck because you can’t start until someone’s upset. And I couldn’t agree more!
- COVID really broke us—like, we went from “I need a vacation” to “I need to go to the grocery store and just stay there for a while”.
- I love trees and everyone knows me for being a tree hugger, even though sometimes they think I’m lowkey weird, but Idc. I love trees.
- How umbrellas are secretly terrible at their one job. Always some leaks or breakages, but somehow they are the only invention.
- Why cheese is so addictive.
- How I make spring onion oil noodles so well you will eat your fingers too.
- Why do I always lose my headphones? It’s like a mystery I will never solve.
- How the “Boy And The Heron” anime made me feel a very certain way. Mythical.
- Do I have OCD or just a short memory span because I never know if I closed the door or not.
- “Dice” is plural and “die” is singular. It drives me crazy when games like Mario Party call them “dice blocks”.
- The rich getting richer and the poor becoming poorer every day. Well, that’s just Capitalism.
- I still think about how Kanye pissed on a Grammy and still won.
- Online classes are the worst—even physics and math manage to sound boring and confusing on a screen.
- Modern country music drives me crazy—it’s all bandwagon vibes, but somehow people can’t get enough.
- How Europe is 100% more livable than the States. A bit controversial, but true.
- I like pairing pickled cucumbers with sour sugar candy powder. It’s so good, I swear.
- Why are the best fries always at the bottom of the bag?
- When did it become the norm to wear leggings while doing yoga? You can wear light trousers or even pajamas—no need for fancy pants.
- How we should dance whenever and wherever we want without thinking of social norms. F!@k that!
- Why cartoons from the 90s and 2000s will always be undefeated.
- How it’s overwhelming when you enter a bookshop, but nobody talks about this.
- Why cats are superior animals.
- The last Harry Potter movie? They completely messed up the final battle—the climax of the whole series! THEY RUINED IT!
- How I want to visit a Korean convenience store and eat everything, like those Korean YT videos.
- I’m a librarian who reads 100 books a year, has thousands at home, and has repaired 15th-century documents. I geek out on everything written.
- How much I’d love to design my home. I dream of having my own place to arrange and decorate one day.
- How desirable I find the fact that every other day after work, I buy pieces of cake and rate them from worst to best.
- I can’t stand when people in their 40s–60s say the younger generation sucks.
- Disney princesses. Mulan’s the only one I like—strong-willed and independent. The rest just look pretty and get married.
- Why I think iced coffee tastes better than hot coffee, even in winter.
- Why do I pack 8 outfits for a 2-day trip and wear only one?
- Why shower thoughts are 100% genius, but you forget them immediately.
- How is it possible to lose all the socks I own? Do they disappear somewhere in the night or what?!
- How some people cannot tell the difference between scamming things and not.
- Why does everything I cook, no matter how simple, turn into a 5-alarm disaster?
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A quick rant about…
- Why do streaming services never have the movie you’re in the mood for?!
- How snoozing the alarm is actually bad for our mental health and well-being. Have a better self-care routine, people!
- How can one live off social media and the attention we seek from it?
- I once went to a psychic group, and the psychic said my granddad was here with a message for me.
- How I managed to overcome my depression by only taking vitamin D and magnesium nonstop for a year.
- How parking meters feel like a personal attack.
- Why everything I love is either unhealthy, expensive, or out of stock.
- Why does it feel so bad when Spotify tells me at the end of the year that I’m a “repeater” and not an “adventurer”?
- Why TV shows are less exciting without the exam pressure. GIVE ME THE PRESSURE without the exams!
- Why do snow days still feel magical as an adult?
- How society has decided about pretty much everything.
- Why did my bed feel like a cloud when I was a kid, but now it’s just a certified back-pain generator? How can I even relax?
- How should one know beforehand if the kitten is going to be a lovely and affectionate cat? I want to know.
- Uno doesn’t always need tactics—sometimes it’s just pure luck. But hey, some of you like to act like you’re pros.
- How can one cut onions without shedding a single tear? Is there an invention? Can someone tell me?! I’m tired!
- Why does nobody talk about how painful Lego injuries are?
- Why is popcorn so delicious but gets stuck in your teeth whenever you eat it? That’s so annoying.
- Why are mornings the most difficult thing to process? Whyyy?!
- Why does life seem more beautiful when you are at the office?
- How peanut butter jars are impossible to clean.
- Why do people argue over pineapple on pizza but not ranch on everything? That is the straight-up depressive sauce.
- Why is Naruto constantly compared to One Piece in every possible way? I go crazy for both, but One Piece is clearly superior to Naruto.
- Why is bubble wrap more fun than the stuff it protects?
- Why do people ghost? Why can’t they just be brutally honest about liking or not liking you?
- Why is it that the minute I get on the road, it’s like the entire city decided to take a nap in the middle of the highway?
- Why are phones not resistant to the cold? When it’s cold outside, my battery dies immediately.
- Why are they so eager to get to Mars? Can’t we just save this planet and live in it like human beings?!
- How ketchup literally fixes everything. If loving sugary tomato sauce is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
- Why is it that when you first make a movie, a dish, a craft, the second attempt is always a failure?!
- Why do we romanticize simpler times when, in fact, they were more difficult times than now?
- Do you think we have gone too far with AI, or are we good?!
- Why do cashiers look like they only have poker faces and hate this job and us so much?!
- Why is it that the more I try to actually do my job, the more random meetings and pointless tasks get thrown at me?
- Why does my brain choose the most inconvenient times to have deep, philosophical thoughts? 3 a.m. 3 AMMMM!
- Why do close people just unfriend you?
- Why do I shake and wake myself up the instant I fall asleep? Is it my brain alarming me to wake up because something is not right or what?!
- How is it that after one gym session, I’m sore for days, but when I look in the mirror, I see no change?
- How bullies need therapy because they don’t want to be like that either.
- Why can’t money grow on trees? I would have been much more content like that, LMAO.
- I will never shut up about how everything can be healed with herbs. I mean, like…isn’t that more natural and convenient?
Why do you need to make your rant productive?
Let’s make the ranting process actually work for us. First things first—let’s break down what’s fair game to rant about on Hinge and what’s definitely not.
→ Social cues? ✅ YES!
→ Relationship problems? ❌ NOPE.
→ Controversial (but tasteful)? ✅ ABSOLUTELY.
→ Insulting rants? ❌ HARD PASS.
You want your rants to serve as an excellent topic, not blow up in your face. So, here’s the deal:
1. How to make it interesting?
– “How were the pyramids built and how did they put the heavy rocks on the top?”
A curiosity anthem or a questionable theory—either way, it’s light but still packs a punch with intrigue. It’s super interesting without going overboard.
2. How to add comedic flare?
No rant or vent is complete without a little comedic kick!
– “Why did my bed feel like a cloud when I was a kid, but now it’s just a certified back-pain generator? How can I even relax?”
This helps loosen the tension and makes you seem friendlier because you’re peeved, but expressing it humorously.
3. What about a chaotic yet cathartic approach?
Ranting is all about letting it out with passion. Yeah, it can be chaotic as hell, but super cathartic. So, why not utilize that side of your personality?
– “Why is it that the minute I get on the road, it’s like the entire city decided to take a nap in the middle of the highway?”
It could be everyday stuff or just things you want to vent about. We’re all human. I’m pretty sure everyone can relate!
4. Staying away from superficiality (unless it’s relatable).
Nobody wants to hear a rant that’s cryptic, superficial, or just plain boring. It only works if it’s relatable and resonates with others.
– “Why do I pack 8 outfits for a 2-day trip and wear only one?”
People connect with what feels known. Keep it balanced: something compelling, but still real and relatable.
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