The best jokes are the lame ones where the delivery totally outshines the punchline. You know, the ones we’ve all agreed to call dad jokes.
And somehow, they’re everywhere—especially on socials. Even Hinge didn’t want to miss out.
So, here’s where RizzBio steps in with the top dad jokes to boost your charm and give your matches a reason to swipe right.
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Funny and one-of-a-kind answers — “My best dad joke…”
- Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
- Visiting the graveyard, you ask me, “How many people are dead in here?” I say “All of them!”. A solid 10/10 dad joke!
- Did it hurt? When you fell from the vending machine? Because you’re a snack.
- My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance…we’ll see about that.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. I think we have a winner here.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. Or…hang on. What’s a pig with three eyes? A Piiig.
- I like to yell out loud “Hey!!!!” when I see a hay truck on a road trip.
- Daaaaaad! I’m hungry! Hi, Hungry. I’m Dad!
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
- What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I will give these two a lift.
- What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish! HILARIOUS!!!
- What’s blue and not very heavy? Light blue. OMG, so lame! 😂
- Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
- What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? SoFISHticated!
- Ya wanna hear a dirty joke…? A white horse fell in the mud! You wanna hear a clean joke? A muddy horse took a bath!
- What’s Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1. Why is this genius?
- Why did the Hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
- Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
- What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
- A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw”.
- What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. What?!
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
- Did you hear the one about the scarecrow who won an award? He was outstanding in his field.
- I say “Look. A monkey!”, and point behind the kids. Then I take one of their french fries. This is a life hack.
- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
- Why do fish swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
- What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty. So lame, but I love it!🤣
- Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn’t change colors? He suffers from a reptile dysfunction. Ultimate dad joke.
- What does a vegan zombie eat? Grains…GRAAAIIIINNNSSSS.
- Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? They’re a bit shady.
- What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. Now this is creative!
- Did you hear that LEGO is opening a new store downtown? People have been lining up for blocks.😆
- What’s got 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
- What do you call an enormous pile of kittens? A meowtain. My brain instantly goes to the Bongo Cat channel.
- When it’s cold: Dad: You chilly, son? Son: Yeah, I’m chilly. Dad: Well imma pour you in a bowl and eat you. Tell me, can it get more lame than this?!
- Why do geese fly south for the winter? It’s too far to walk!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed. This is creative AF.
- What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music. Or pyra-p music!
- What did Mozart do after he stopped composing? He started decomposing. Hey, it’s a dark one here!
- When I was a kid, my social network was called “outside”.
- Why was the broom late? It swept in.
Unique and straight-up hilarious answers: “My best dad joke…”
- Why did the avocado break up with the toast? It needed some space to guac things out.
- What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They both have the same middle name.
- Do your socks have holes in them? No. Then how’d you get your feet in them?
- Why did the meme go to therapy? It had too much baggage. Me too meme, me too!
- Why don’t skeletons fight? They can’t handle beef.
- A magician was walking down the street. Then he turned into a grocery store. What a dumb joke, I love it! 😍
- Why did the selfie go to the doctor? It just wasn’t feeling itself.
- Why do flamingos lift one leg? Because if they lift both they will fall.
- Why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he couldn’t see that well. A bit dark, but with a good twist we have to admit!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
- Do you know why I never trust stairs? Because they are always up to something.
- Did you know that the people living nearby actually can’t be buried in that cemetery? Because they’re not dead yet. DEAD 😂
- Okay, I just took the photo—well that’s rude, you should give it back!
- Why did the ghost go viral? It was dead funny.
- What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college? Bison! Why does this make me crack up?
- Why did the phone go to therapy? It had serious connection issues. Now this is a relevant dad joke.
- I hate those people who knock on your door and say you need to get “saved” or else you will “burn”. Stupid firemen.
- I like to tell cheesy jokes, but all my friends are laughtose intolerant.
- What’s Harry Potter’s favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. Jk, Rolling. If they don’t appreciate this one, leave them.
- Why was the eggplant sad? It was getting roasted!
- You know what’s the tallest building? The library, cuz it has the most stories. I mean this is cute! 🥰
- “I’m thirsty” “Hi thirsty, I’m Friday. Do you wanna take a Saturday and get a sundae?”
- Why do scuba divers jump backward out of boats? If they jumped forward they’d still be in the boat.
- Why do bakers break up? They just can’t roll with it anymore.
- What are horses? Sport cows!
- What does a flame say on Hinge? Swipe right if you’re into match-making.
- Mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says “Get out, we don’t serve your kind here!”. The mushroom says “Why not? I’m a fungi!”—10/10 joke!
- Why was the smoothie so popular? It was a blend of everything.
- What do you call a baby pig? A piglet. What do you call a baby toy? A toy-let! Does this one win the internet or not?
- I recently read an article about the dangers of drinking. It scared the hell out of me, so I decided not to read the article again.
- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go. I heard this when I was a kid and it never fails to make me laugh.
- If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what’s four and five? Nine.
- What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hi, bud!”. Awww…
- I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.
- What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
- Can February March? No, but April May.
- Driving past a cemetery. “Look, people are dying to get in there”.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
- Dad: “Hey, son. What are you drinking?”. Son: “Soy milk”. Dad: “Hola, Milk—soy dad!”
- Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be afoot. Smart joke! 🧐
How to nail the “My Best Dad Joke” voice prompt without making it cringe!
This prompt can be a clever way to spark curiosity and start a convo on Hinge, but you gotta play it smart.
Dad jokes can be totally fun…or totally cringy if you don’t get the delivery right.
- Lame but lovable—keep the dad jokes from flopping
A lame joke is forgivable, but a poorly-told lame joke? Brutal. So, channel your inner comedian; keep it natural, keep it casual, and let the humor flow effortlessly. Your dad jokes will hit way harder.
→ “What’s Harry Potter’s favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. Jk, Rolling”.
- Don’t slip up with the wrong words.
Skip the sexual jokes—they’re a total no-go. You never know when you might come off as sexist. The best part of dad jokes? They’re genuine and keep things chill.
→ “Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.”
- Classic jokes are fun, but let’s switch it up
Avoid recycled jokes we’ve heard a thousand times. Go for something fresh and creative.
→ “What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.”
- Throw in a quick line to keep the joke lit.
The key with voice prompts is adding some personality. Dropping a quick personal line after the joke keeps it smooth and natural.
→ “Why do bakers break up? They just can’t roll with it anymore—or you can say: “Because they also couldn’t bake it anymore!”
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