Not all of us are comedians or riddle experts, but when it comes to Hinge, we become pros.
Whether we like it or not, we must put our best foot forward—leaving matches either laughing their guts out or with their jaws on the floor.
This prompt requires some mental effort and artistry. To craft the best answer, you need a solid set-up—and that’s exactly what we’re giving you today!
RizzBio Hinge Prompt Generator helps you craft personalized answers for prompts like “I’ll give you the set-up; you guess the punchline“. Grab attention and get you more matches, Try Now!
The funniest lines and answers!
→ “I’ll give you the set-up; you guess the punchline…”
1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because…it has something to do with their guts.
2. Why do eggs not tell jokes? They are very sensitive I guess, or smth else?!
3. How do you organize a space party…?
4. Why do people wear undergarments…?
5. What did the first human say when they saw a lion…?
6. Why did the math book look sad? Hmm, math problems maybe…
7. Why are diet products always at the end of the supermarket? Because by the time you get there, you’re already too tired to care.
8. What did people say when they first landed in Australia? “I’m shore we’ve been here before!”
9. Why did the cow cross the road…?
10. I’m not a good sleeper. I don’t know how to fall asleep. It’s like a race against the clock, but the clock is winning.
11. Why, when we’re kids, do we assume our parents are soulmates…?
12. Why don’t some fish play basketball? Give it a good guess.
13. Why is the computer so cold? Because I left its Windows open. HILARIOUS!
14. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
15. What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament…?
16. Why was the witch’s broom late…?
17. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
18. Why was the mushroom invited to every party? Because it’s a Fungi.
19. Why don’t ants ever get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies. Love this one!
20. What did zero say to the eight…?
21. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon…?
22. How did the football player get arrested? He was caught on the offense.
23. Why do they call it “fast food”? Because you’re eating it before you even get to the window!
24. Why do giraffes have a large neck? Because the coffee shops in the savannah are really far apart!
25. Why was the belt arrested…?
26. How do cows stay updated on the news? They read the moss paper!
27. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
28. What do you call a Mexican cheese? A Nacho cheese.
29. What did the ocean say to the beach? “You wanna get high by the beach?”
30. Why did the calendar break up with the clock? It found the clock too time-consuming.
31. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
32. May I make a canoe out of your skin? You’re not making a canoe out of my skin.
33. What did Nate say when someone asked him to pull the lever…?
34. What do they say if the Euphrates River dries up…?
35. Can I have some liquor? Liquor? I barely know her!
36. A friend and I got food poisoning at a Middle Eastern restaurant in France. Oui Felafel.
37. What do you call a man who teaches people how to wear kilts? A dresser without drawers.
38. Why did the frog sit on the lily pad? He was hopping for a relaxing evening.
39. What’s a cat’s favorite color? I know you know this.
40. Why did the banana go to the doctor…?!
41. A friend of mine was so light-hearted and friendly, but things took a heavy turn when he died. Lead poisoning.
42. Why should you never ask a man about what he’s thinking…?!
43. Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse. I love it, sooo cute!
44. Why was the music teacher always so good at gardening? They had perfect compost-ition.
45. Why did the chef get into comedy?
Drop your matches’ jaws: Unique answers!
→ “I’ll give you the set-up; you guess the punchline…”
1. Why do ducks never get into arguments…?
2. Why do bananas never get lonely…?
3. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple…?
4. What do Paul Giamatti and a granite countertop have in common…?
5. Why don’t penguins ever get hot? They have cool tuxedos.
6. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
7. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.
8. One waffle says to the other waffle…“It sure is hot in here”; the other waffle says…”Yeah, I’m feeling a bit toasty”!
9. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella…?!
10. What’s the best part about flying on a 747…?
11. Why did the chicken cross the road…?
12. What do you call a gorilla with bananas in its ears? Ape-solutely bananas.
13. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back…?
14. Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
15. One cloud says to the other, “I think it’s time we take a break”. The other cloud replies, “Yeah, I’m feeling a little drained”.
16. Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees? Because they’re very good at it.
17. One phone says to the other, “I think I’m running out of storage”. The other one says, “Same here. It’s like my mind has too many tabs open”.
18. What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber…?
19. A lamp says to the lightbulb, “You always seem so enlightened”. The lightbulb replies with what?
20. Two cows are talking in a field. The first cow says: “Hey man, you worried about this mad cow disease going around?”. The second cow says…
21. A pencil says to the eraser, “I think we need to have a serious talk”. The eraser responds, “What’s the issue? I’m just trying to correct things”.
22. One cactus says to the other, “Is it me, or is it getting prickly in here?”. The other actus replies how?
23. Two cows are standing in the field. The first cow says, “Moo”. The second cow says, “Dang it. I was just about to say that”.
24. A toaster says to the bread, “I think I’m getting a little crumby”. The bread says…
25. A cloud says to the rain, “I think it’s time to let it pour”. The rain replies, “Yeah, I’ve been holding it in for so long”.
26. One candle says to the other, “You’re burning out again”. The other candle says…?!
27. A backpack tells the notebook…?
28. A spoon says to the knife, “You’re always so sharp”. The knife replies, “And you’re always spooning it in!”
29. A clock asks the watch, “Why do you always get more attention than me?”. The watch replies…?
30. A peanut butter jar says to the jelly jar, “Why do people always pair us together?” What does the jelly say?
31. A sunflower asks the bee, “Why do you always buzz around me?”. The bee replies, “Because you’re the highlight of my day”. Aww…😍
32. A chair says to the table, “Why do people lean on me more than you?”. The table replies…?!
33. What did the sharpener say when the pencil told it “Why are you always on edge?”.
34. A bookshelf says to a book, “Why are you always falling over?”. The book replies, “Because I can’t shelf my emotions.”
35. A sandwich says to the wrapper, “Why do you always cling to me?”. The wrapper replies…
36. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.
37. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? ELEPHINO!
38. How many cats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
39. Why did the rooster cross the road? He saw chicken strips were $2.
40. What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
41. Knock Knock! Who’s there? The KGB. The KG- (slap!) We will ask the questions! Who remembers this one?
42. What did the tall lawyer say to the short lawyer…?
What to add in to make the best set-up line bowl?
If you want to win this round, you have to lean on the right combo. The secret to hooking your match? Mixing two unexpected ingredients that somehow slap together.
Ingredient #1: Spiky salt, aka a sharp witty line).
Ingredient #2: Sugary treat: that sweet, playful energy.
Yeah, salt and sugar might sound like a weird combo, but trust me—it’s the ultimate recipe to make your match LOL and swipe right
Here are some examples:
🧂Spiky salt
These are for the “salty” ones who love tossing out a challenge just to see if someone can spike it right back, or just as a fun opener.
Perfect for matching with people who share your groove and keep the banter sharp.
- “Why should you never ask a man about what he’s thinking…?!
- “Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.”
- “Why did the rooster cross the road? He saw chicken strips were $2.”
🧁Sugary treat
Even though some setup lines might drop a corny punchline, there are definitely folks who love that light, easy humor.
Sometimes those “dad jokes” bring just the right energy for a chill mood and the start of a good convo.
- “How do cows stay updated on the news? They read the moss paper.”
- “Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.”
- “Why did the frog sit on the lily pad? He was hopping for a relaxing evening.”
Prevent yourself from choosing the “bad” setup line!
Did you know you can avoid choosing those lame, basic setup lines? It’s not always easy to come up with the perfect creative joke that’ll lead to a killer punchline.
But don’t worry, RizzBio’s been doing the research and cracking our knuckles to deliver the best setup lines for Hinge’s Voice-first prompts.
And that’s not all— take a stroll through our website to find tons of articles packed with fresh ideas for all kinds of Hinge prompts. We even have ones specifically for guys and girls.
Jump in, scroll down, or grab the app to get your hands on the best, creative, and non-generative prompt answers you’ve been looking for.
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