When it comes to plants, it’s all about vibes—do you love being surrounded by a jungle, or are you more of a minimalist plant parent?
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Crazy Plant Person: Answers for those emotionally attached to plants.
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1. I can confidently say my house is a rainforest. I’ll never forget the first time I got them!
2. When my living room starts feeling like a botanical garden, that’s when I know I’m doing it right.
3. Enough that I have to introduce guests to “the plant family” before they sit down.
4. If I can still see my windows, I probably need more.
5. Too many is when you don’t have space anymore OR when it’s becoming a chore to take care of them. I’m happy with my 100 plants. So I would say 100! 😁
6. I say 50ish is my cut-off for houseplants and chickens.
7. If I stop mid-conversation to mist my Monstera, mind your business.
8. My favorite way to do nothing is chilling with my beautiful plants.
9. I have about 45 right now, and I think I want MORE!!!!
10. The limit does not exist.
11. I currently have 43, and I’d get more, but my landlord has already reported me to the police twice.
12. If my living room doesn’t feel like an overgrown jungle, I’m simply not trying hard enough.
13. More plants than furniture, and I have no regrets. I say 80.
14. I probably shouldn’t admit this, but I have over 200. I wanted a jungle hoard with lots of unusual types and my house is big with huge windows.
15. 100, both real ones and props. I’m a huge nerd about nature.
16. I have over 70 plants, and I’ve probably killed 10 over the last couple of years. Win some, lose some.
17. I have about 30 in a 600 sq ft apartment, and it’s enough for me. If I had a spare room, it would be exclusively for them.
18. Let’s just say it’s my plants’ house and they’re simply letting me live there.
19. Every inch of space is fair game. Floor? Plants. Shelves? Plants. Shower? Also plants.
20. Enough that I’ve named them, and yes, they all have distinct personalities. I write everything about them in my phone notes, like an archive.
21. The day I ran out of space is the day I started hanging them from the ceiling.
22. There is no such thing as too many. I have 49 different plants in my house, mainly succulents and cacti.
23. Imagine a cozy cottage-core dream… that’s my place, but with even more plants.
24. Maybe 30? But there are a lot of succulents, so they’re constantly having babies.
25. Between 50-60, I think. Idk, I like them a lot!
26. Indoor jungle, but make it ✨aesthetic✨
27. I’ve just done a quick count, and I have 12 in the room I’m in now, another 6 in the bedroom, 3 in the loft, and about 20 in the home office.
28. Let’s just say my plant budget is slightly out of control.
29. Technically, my plants are my roommates at this point. And there are a lot of them.
30. I have so many plants that my friends nicknamed me the “Plant Wizard”. So… 80, at the very least. 🌿✨
31. I buy plants first and figure out where they go later.
32. 50. Because people go, but plants don’t.
33. There are 26 just in the kitchen and 32 in the rest of the house. I hadn’t realised either.
34. I had over 100 plants—around 120-130—but cut back as I couldn’t keep up with them anymore. Some have sadly passed.
35. I have loads. Or at least it feels like loads. I’m running out of windowsills to put them on! It’s got to be about 30.
36. Oh, about…140. In a flat. Maybe more. Don’t ask me such questions, or I get easily excited!
37. 117 inside and about 15 planters outside. I’ve given some away recently but then also bought some more.
38. Between my house and my crystal shop, I’ve got about 60 plants, and with impulse buys and propagating, I’ll probably hit 100 soon, lol.
Minimalist Lifestyle: Answers for those who prefer few to no plants
1. One plant is enough. Any more, and it’s basically yard work.
2. Plants are nice, but have you considered….empty space?
3. Does mold count as a plant?
4. One plant is enough. Two plants require skills!
5. I tried keeping a plant once. It didn’t end well.
6. A single, low-maintenance plant is all I need in my life.
7. I prefer my oxygen factory outside, where it belongs.
8. Plants are nice…at other people’s houses. So, zero.
9. One plant is enough. More than one feels like a full-time job, and I already have one. 😂
10. I own one plant. But, don’t be mad if I tell you that my relationship with it is more of a hostage situation.
11. A very small cactus that doesn’t require much water and doesn’t die.
12. My home décor philosophy: clean, simple, and plant-free.
13. None. I’ve killed every plant I’ve ever had, even low-maintenance ones.
14. None. It’s quite sad now that I think about it.
15. If I had a plant for every time someone told me to get one…I’d still have one.
16. 1, and it was a gift. I like plants outside but indoors I think they look a bit messy.
17. I see people spending hours tending to their plants, and I just think…why? It just doesn’t sound like self-care to me, does it?!
18. If I ever buy a second plant, check on me—I might be in a crisis.
19. Only one because I kill them. Don’t know how, but I do.
20. I have 5 and a cactus that I’m not sure if it’s dead or not. It’s all I can do to keep these alive. I don’t know how you lot are managing.
21. I treat my plant the way I treat my dating life: minimal effort, maximum survival.
22. My plant has trust issues, and I don’t blame it as I kill them all. 😢
23. One plant is more than enough for me—anything more is a commitment I’m not ready for.
24. I’m not a plant parent, I’m a plant roommate. We keep it chill with one.
25. It was one that my family gave to me as a gift. I killed it, but my family still doesn’t know about it. 😩
26. I like my space clean and simple: my plant gets a corner, and that’s it.
27. I tried a second plant once, but I forgot about it, and now it’s in plant heaven.
28. Honestly, one is the perfect number. They don’t require much, and I don’t have to feel guilty for forgetting to water them.
29. I’m not anti-plant, just more pro-space and pro-ease.
30. I don’t need a jungle in my apartment. A single plant is my minimalist dream.
31. None. My cat’s a little menace and can’t be trusted with anything breakable—no Christmas tree in nearly a decade, lol.
32. None. Plants in the house give me the creeps, so I have set some important boundaries with them.
A Moderate Number: Answers for reasonable plant collectors
1. I’d say about 8. I can’t handle it anymore. I’ve lost a few due to neglect. I only have tropical plants now since they seem to be quite determined to live.
2. I keep it manageable—just enough to keep my space feeling green and fresh.
3. You could say I’m moderately obsessed. Enough to love them, but not too much to stress over them.
4. I’ve got a few indoor plants—enough to brighten my space, but not enough to feel like I’m hosting a botanical garden.
5. Do you agree or disagree that 10 is enough? Anything past that may be too much!
6. A plant or two in each room keeps things green without clutter.
7. It’s all about quality, not quantity: just a few plants that really bring the space to life.
8. I’m a reasonable plant lover. I’ve got enough to enjoy them without feeling overwhelmed.
9. I have a dead orchid, a Lego orchid, and a Lego bonsai. All the plants I need.
10. I’ve got a nice collection of plants, but I know when to stop. So 5 is enough in my opinion.
11. I don’t need 100 plants to feel happy. SO, yeah. 10, give or take.
12. A peace lily and an orchid, the only ones that survived my neglect. I am aware that my character flaw is not taking proper care.
13. I think the sweet spot is somewhere between 6-8 plants. Enough to make an impact, but not so many that I forget their names.
14. My plant collection is like my wardrobe: small but carefully curated. 😉
15. Looking around the room I’m in right now…11.
16. I have one chili plant. I have been challenging myself to get more, but I think that one is enough!
17. I have 3. One is an Aloe Vera that has massively outgrown its pot, and I’m going to try to repotting it tomorrow.
18. I keep it at a nice, comfortable number, so 4 to 5.
19. I love a small collection, just enough to give them all the attention they deserve.
20. I have 23. Most are clippings from friends that I’ve propagated! I’ve only bought 3 of the plants in my collection.
21. Only 25. My condo has only 2 light sources, so I can only fill the area so much before it becomes too much.
22. My sister doesn’t share my plant love—she stopped me at 30. 😭
What’s the link between your commitment levels and your choice of plants?
You might think there’s no connection between that flower you bought yesterday and how you’ll care for it, but trust me, there’s more to it.
Bought a cactus? Yeah, you’re probably not the type to give 100% commitment. But what about other plants? Let’s see! 🌿
- Orchids or Bonsai: Commitment level → High!
If you’re all about these plants, you’re the type to invest most of your energy not just in your plants but in relationships, too. You’re dedicated, patient, and a perfectionist. 🌸🌳
- Snake Plant or Pothos: Commitment level → Medium!
You prefer plants that are easy to take care of, but not too easy. You’re definitely balanced, adaptable, and pretty responsible; when it comes to plants, you don’t like them to rule your life! 🌿
- Succulents, Tillandsia: Commitment level → Low!
These plants don’t require a lot of care, making them perfect for people who don’t like routine. Your commitment levels may be low (talking about plants, of course!), and you might clash with the plant fanatics on Bumble.
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