Nobody wants to read the same old “I’m a loyal, caring partner” spiel when talking about dating styles.
Like, I sure hope you know better than to tell the people you’re trying to get with you’d make a horrible partner!
The “Dating me is like…” prompt is your chance to skip the boring, generic answers and let matches know what truly sets you apart from the rest.
Girly answers to show your feminine side
1. Saying I don’t want fries, then eating half of yours anyway.
2. Giving you bedroom eyes across the room and pretending it has no effect on you.
3. A slow-burn romance that turns into a fire alarm the second you touch me the right way. I bet you can’t look away.
4. Biting into a cookie expecting it to be a raisin, but getting full-on chocolate chip instead.
5. Saying “We should sleep earlier tonight” and then making sure that absolutely does not happen.
6. Taking the first bite of an edible. You won’t feel it at first, but you’ll definitely remember all of it later.
7. Unwrapping a candy wrapper. I start out sweet and then you’ll have yourself a sticky situation.
8. Being tied up in knots, but only because I’m playing with your mind and your body.
9. A rollercoaster ride, where the ups are sweet, but the downs…you’ll be begging for more. We’ll get along if you can take it.
10. Using Google Maps but still missing the turn. Somehow, we’ll get there, but it won’t be the way you expected.
11. A mystery box. You don’t know what you’re getting, but you’ll enjoy every minute of it.
12. Playing Valorant with no tutorial. Confusing, and frustrating, but totally worth the experience.
13. Finding a girl who actually likes your weird niche interests—10/10, but now you’re stuck with me.

14. Letting you “win” an argument, but I’ll bring it up again in six months. Together we could figure out a way to satisfy us both.
15. Ordering food together. You think we’re sharing? I have no intention of touching my own fries.
16. Thinking I’m not like other girls. Plot twist: I am, and I love it.
17. Thinking I’m chill, until I see you liked your ex’s post from 2017.
18. Being the “girl next door” until I pull you in and make you realize you’re never going anywhere.
19. Pretending I’m independent, then showing up at your door at 3 AM for a hug.
20. Kissing you and making it so good, you won’t even care that we’re late to everything. That’s definitely my love language.
21. Acting like I don’t care, but you’ll catch me sneaking glances at you when you least expect it.
22. Thinking you’re about to get some peace and quiet, but then I send you 15 texts in a row.
23. Going for a casual stroll, then ending up running through the streets, laughing the whole way. I’d love to give you a quick rant about my favorite topics.
24. Acting like I’m not into you, but let’s be real, I’m already planning our future together.
25. A surprise gift you didn’t know you wanted, but now you’re obsessed with it.
26. Opening a mystery box—I’m filled with random crap you may or may not need.
27. Getting socks for Christmas. You may be annoyed at first, but I promise you’ll warm up (literally and figuratively).
28. Having an endless amount of cat reaction images.
29. Having a little devil and angel on each shoulder, except both of them are evil.
30. Going to work on 3 hours of sleep and a Red Bull.
Powerful answers to show your manly side
1. A magic trick. Watch me disappear when things get serious.
2. A hot wing. I’m spicy, messy, and might make you sweat.
3. A Tesla—silent but deadly. Don’t hate me, I thought it was funny.
4. The stock market. It’s high risk, high reward, and a little chaotic.
5. Drinking warm LaCroix. It’s confusing and slightly disappointing, but you’re already committed.
6. An “I miss us” text from your ex. Terrible timing, but now you’re curious.
7. A vape addiction. I’m terrible for you, but you’ll keep on coming back for more.
8. Making eye contact while eating a banana. None of us is comfortable in this situation.
9. Drinking an energy drink at 10 PM. That can’t be good for you.
10. A barbershop lineup. You’ll gas me up, but deep down, you know I’m just average.
11. Skipping leg day. Def embarrassing in the long run. Can you change my mind about its importance?
12. Having someone follow you with an overpowering and unnecessary smell. I’m like AXE baby!
13. The big game I talk when I play NBA2K with the boys. You’ll always end up disappointed.
14. Being in a group chat with only guys, TOTAL nonsense, and zero emotional intelligence.
15. Owning a gamer headset mic. I’m also way too loud and never shut up.
16. Dating that dude who only listens to Drake after a breakup. Is that also your most irrational fear?
17. Hooping at the park—zero defense, but will talk trash all game.
18. Watching sports highlights instead of the actual game. I’m quick and fun, and that’s all you’ll ever need.
19. Trying creatine for the first time. I’m a bit intense, a little weird, and might mess with your stomach if you know what I mean.

20. Limited-edition sneaker drop. You gotta act fast or you’ll miss out.
21. Entering the VIP section at the club. Would you like to know what that is like?
22. Attending a powerlifting comp. Intense, and heavy, but you’ll feel like a champ after I’m done with you.
23. Experiencing a weekend in Vegas. It’ll definitely be unforgettable!
24. Feeling the warmth and nostalgia of a bonfire. I’d love to know if you enjoy cozy nights like this.
25. Feeling the jittery and questionable feeling after taking pre-workout for the first time.
26. Being subscribed to a slightly annoying YouTuber; I’ll update you on literally everything.
27. That feeling your body thinks it’s about to fall from a 20-story building before falling asleep.
28. A spring-day picnic. The squirrels will ambush us, but I promise to protect you.
29. Sleeping off a nasty headache. The nasty headache in question is the awful men you had to date before me.
30. Dating an encyclopedia because I’m filled with random facts.
Funny, unhinged answers if you’re indecisive:
Dating me is like…
1. Finding an underrated indie band. Unexpected, a little weird, but definitely wholesome!
2. Borrowing a charger that only works at a weird angle.
3. Dating a Sims character with free will turned on.
4. Beating that one level that’s difficult but also weirdly fun.
5. Trying to get the last Pringle out of the can. I wish more people knew that the last one tastes the best.
6. Your favorite childhood snack making a comeback.
7. Using a Magic 8-Ball for life decisions. I get fully nervous when it says something bad.
8. Finding extra fries at the bottom of the bag.
9. Waking up from a nap and not knowing what year it is.
10. A Target run for one thing that somehow turns into a $200 shopping spree.
11. Buying plants because they seem easy and then panicking when they start dying.

12. Setting an alarm for 7 AM and somehow snoozing it until noon.
13. Hitting remind me tomorrow on a software update for six months straight.
14. Trying to put on winged eyeliner while in a moving car. What if I told you that I was a pro?
15. Watching a YouTube tutorial and thinking: “Yeah, I could totally do that”, then immediately failing.
16. Playing Monopoly with people who take it way too seriously. You should not go out with me if you think it’s just a game.
17. Trying to eat a burrito without everything falling apart—good luck.
18. Buying a new planner and believing, for exactly 48 hours, that you have your life together.
19. Going to the gym once and expecting to see abs in the mirror immediately after.
20. Getting dressed based on the weather app and stepping outside to a completely different season. Yeah. I’m unpredictable like that!
21. Listening to an Ice Spice song—you’re embarrassed to admit you like it.
22. Having to deal with your meemaw who complains about knee and back pain constantly.
23. Finally dyeing your hair that crazy color you’ve always wanted.
24. Having someone to fight your battles for you. If the fight in question is with a spider, though, I’m out.
25. Having one of those dreams after falling asleep with a high temperature.
26. Finding a pot of gold. Side note: the short ginger is a 1+1 deal.
27. Cutting open a watermelon and seeing it has a minimal number of seeds.
28. Dating every single one of your fav celebrities. I’m very good at voice acting.
29. Saving on blankets for the rest of your life. My body literally generates heat.
30. Having your very own personal chef.
What should you avoid?
Some answers just aren’t it. They’re too negative, intense, or just straight-up boring, you don’t want to scare people off. Here’s what you need to avoid:
→ Don’t be too negative!
These types of responses give off the wrong energy and can make you seem too self-deprecating or as if you’ve got a full suitcase of emotional baggage with you.
There’s a time and place for everything! So answers like these are a no-go:
- Dating me is like trying to fix a broken vase. (Why are you advertising yourself as a trauma dump?)
- Dating me is like playing a losing game of chess.
- Dating me is like a flat tire. I’ll eventually slow you down.
→ Don’t be too dramatic.
Answers like these can come off as too intense, overwhelming, or needy. While a little drama never really hurt anybody, it has to be playful instead of suffocating. Avoid answers like:
- Dating me is like being locked in a cage.
- Dating me is like getting attached so quickly, you’ll never escape.
- Dating me is like subscribing to a streaming service. Free trial? Nah, you’re locked in for life.
→ Looks really aren’t everything!
Yes, attraction matters, but if your whole vibe is “I’m hot, and that’s the best thing about me”, it’s a red flag. Looks fade, but personality sticks. That’s why, you need to avoid answers like:
- Dating me is like being with a 10/10, so good luck keeping up.
- Dating me is like winning the beauty Olympics. Gold medals only baby.
- Dating me is like staring at the sun. Def too hot to handle.
→ Cringe isn’t the way to go!
If your answer sounds like something your weird uncle would say at Thanksgiving, it has got to go. Yep, that also includes:
- Dating me is like a fine wine. I only get better with time, baby.
- Dating me is like a buffet. There are unlimited options, but you’ll be coming back for more.
- Dating me is like a microwaved Hot Pocket. I’m also hot on the outside, ice cold in the middle, and definitely gonna burn you.
Sounding like too much vs. too little — Strike gold with RizzBio!
Some people feel like they have to lay it all out on the table right from the start. You know, set the vibe, let them know exactly what they’re getting into.
You’re giving all the goods upfront, no secrets, no mystery. The risk? It might be too much too soon and could come off like you’re trying too hard to impress.
On the flip side, some people like to keep it low-key mysterious, sparking curiosity without giving it all away.
You leave a little room for the other person to imagine and want to know more. However, leaving them wanting more might make them wonder if you’re a little too hard to pin down.
Let RizzBio help you out! Our generator ensures you sound fun and flirty—not like someone’s weird cousin who still posts Minion memes.
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