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87 Witty ‘I’m Convinced That’ Answers for Hinge

The world is riddled with strongly opinionated people who never abandon their beliefs no matter how unconventional they might seem.

And of course, many of them decided to look for love on Hinge! “I’m convinced that” is one of the best prompt choices for people like this.

It helps you find matches with specific mindsets—RizzBio is about to show you how to find those people through an engaging prompt answer.

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“I’m convinced that” — Witty, engaging answers for guys.

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1. Anyone who prefers tea over coffee low-key likes to torture themselves!

2. The only thing that thrills me nowadays is getting packages for online orders.

3. As a student, the only way you can get your nutrients is from instant noodles. The instant noodles industry has the messed-up American system to thank!

4. Karma is real. This person cut in line at Cafe Du Monde and a bird shot a projectile on their head.

5. People have lost the ability to feel joy.

6. Supreme (the brand) caters to edgy teenagers whose sense of fashion includes bright colors and wasting money.

7. Even if we terraform Mars, we’d ruin it in like 10 years.

8. Companies are putting goofy names on our hygiene products because they think men are toxic. What scent is “Sigma Icy Blizzard X” supposed to be??

9. The term “friend zone” ruined the chances between a guy and a girl of ever being normal friends. 

10. All types of meat taste the same: frickin’ chicken.

11. More people will be going as Porch Pirates for Halloween this year!

12. Dark chocolate enjoyers have a big void where their taste buds are supposed to be. Milk chocolate will always be better.

13. Sleeping on the floor is 100% more comfortable. Cold, low, and stiff: back to our primal instincts.

14. No one even reads prompt answers. Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3…

15. Fast food places give you less food if you’re ordering online. Yesterday was my 3rd time ordering fries from McDonald’s and the cup was only half full.

16. My type is someone who can speak up for me when they get my order wrong somewhere. Just introvert things.

17. I can’t be with someone who only chases trends. To each their own, but I don’t want to date the personification of TikTok.

18. Flies are evil. The way they rub their hands when they’re about to bite you is so…menacing.

Flies are evil. The way they rub their hands when they’re about to bite you is so…menacing.

19. I look like 2 different people with and without facial hair.

20. Sushi is overrated. Tried it out for the first time last night, and it tastes like nothing.

21. American “cheese” is not even cheese because it tastes like biting into cardboard. Swiss cheese all the way!

22. Bread is about as far as food can come. You can eat it on your own or with something, it’s delicious, and not too expensive.

23. Setting standards for your partners is a MUST in an era where people are half-a$$ing relationships.

24. Men’s clothing is the equivalent of drawing hands. Most brands don’t know how to do it, so they give up.

25. If I was in a horror movie, it’d end in under 10 minutes because there’s no way I’m going inside a creepy house whose door opens on its own.

26. My spirit animal is a capybara. Friendly, adaptable, and vegetarian.

27. Smoking cigarettes is so bad for you…but man, do people who smoke look hot while doing it.

28. Many people are missing out on onesies. They’re warm and cozy!

29. Companies are getting a little too sneaky with their marketing…I’m positive half of the videos you watch on products are part of their marketing team.

30. 80% of people have critically low levels of self-awareness. This guy at my gym today kept yelling at people passing by in front of his camera.

31. Frogs are the superior pets!

32. They can make pots and pans look cooler instead of the usual boring-colored, typically-shaped thing they have going on.

33. I can’t stand people who agree with everything I say. Come on! Debate me; disagree with me; come up with an independent thought!!!!

34. If dinosaurs were the species thriving on Earth, they wouldn’t have made the wrong people rich & famous.

35. They need to bring flip phones back. One, they are simpler, and two, closing the lid is hella fun!

36. We should all know less about each other. Michelle Goldberg wrote an amazing article on this.

37. Everyone should pick Japanese hair-care products; as for skin, I’d say go for a Korean brand.

38. We as humans peaked when we invented ugly Christmas sweaters.

39. People whose house walls are a unique color are so cool!

40. Germans despise tourists. I went there last month and they were looking at me as if I insulted their moms or something.

41. Blue embodies math, science green, and language yellow.

42. The hate for us edge brownie lovers is too strong. The best pieces are the crispy, drier ones and you can quote me on that.

“I’m convinced that” — Creatively funny or serious answers for girls.

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1. The unnaturally red-colored Fanta in the US might, and hear me out, MIGHT just be not-so-good for you.

2. iPhones are a social experiment. There’s no way people are buying the same phone, but for more money—from a Samsung user.

3. Whoever created 9-5 jobs was the same kid who used to remind their teacher of homework.

4. There’s a level of abstractness Abstract Art can be where it goes from creative, to doodled by a 2nd-grader.

5. The twisted individual who came up with the mint-chocolate flavor ate a bar of chocolate right after brushing their teeth and, somehow, thought it was bomb.

6. Olivia Rodrigo’s views are mostly bots. I’m sorry but her music is so…social media-esque?

7. Owning a mattress store is the most lucrative thing. Mattresses are expensive, have a prolonged expiration date, and you can hire only one person to oversee your store!

8. Men pretend not to know things so that we don’t ask them to do anything. Weaponized incompetence, baby.

9. The government knowingly does nothing about unhealthy food because it interferes with drug stores’ sales!

10. ‘90s-’00s teen movies’ only purpose was creating new insecurities for people. Braces? Interests? GLASSES?? You’re telling me I’m not allowed to SEE?!

11. Teachers care more about the bullies than their victims because tell me why they only ever do something when the victim fights back.

12. Disney is evil and you can’t change my mind.

13. Netflix’s show-producing board consists of only one tall person in a trench coat who’s just 3 kids stacked on top of each other.

Netflix’s show-producing board consists of only one tall person in a trench coat who’s just 3 kids stacked on top of each other.

14. People have the innate ability to fetishize just about anything. Like, what even are “dead eyes”?

15. Apples are doctor propaganda.

16. Slapping gender on an item that doesn’t need it is only further dividing the genders. Did you know there are pens specifically for women that are just pink?

17. YouTube has reached the final stage of corruption because now you can’t watch any videos without disabling your AdBlock.

18. People who pour the milk before the cereal also poop AFTER showering!

19. The nicer you are, the more people will take advantage of you. There has to be a golden balance.

20. They’re making healthy food more expensive on purpose. I just want to eat my veggies in peace! 

21. Networking is more important than talent in the movie industry. I mean, have you seen Gal Gadot?

22. People are trying to gaslight us about there being hundreds of shades per color. Please, tell me the difference between “Blood” and “Berry”.

23. All UFO sightings are fake. You’re telling me out of every place on Earth, they chose Kansas? Please.

24. There’s not one person in the world who looks bad in black. It’s the true IT color.

25. Most of the people we interact with on online platforms are bots. 

26. The downfall of humanity started whenever taking excessive photos instead of enjoying life became a thing!

27. The Kardashians are far more intelligent than they let on.

28. Hook-up culture has gone too far. I am all for open-mindedness, but isn’t screwing a stranger who might be an STD claw machine careless?

29. Love finds you when you stop looking for it. Ignore the fact I’m on Hinge.

30. I work best under pressure. If I come back to your place, don’t forget to yell “GO! GO! GO!” and blow your whistle!

31. Cats do not give a sh*t about their owners. I twisted my ankle after tripping on the Meow Mix bag and my cat rushed to the pellets.

32. Picky eaters are just spoiled!

33. Some mermaid-like creature definitely exists. We’ve only explored 5% of oceans, so fingers crossed.

34. Apples are the Google of fruits!

35. Anime >> Cartoons.

36. Falling in love is not for the weak because you have to get used to having all of your food eaten before even getting the chance to taste it first.

37. People who like Arby’s are brainwashed. To my non-Americans, just Google their food.

38. You cannot form genuine friendships at work because, given the chance, people will throw you under the bus.

39. People who do not use deodorant are the adult version of those kids who used to eat their own boogers. Yucky.

40. The definition of a relationship has completely shifted to the point where exclusivity is no longer needed, unfortunately.

41. Dogs are actually awkward humans in dog costumes!

42. Introverted people are the absolute funniest.

43. There will never be a better movie than The Room.

44. The best songs are produced by indie artists with, like, 100 fans!

45. People back then would be disappointed in us. 

Controversy or critical/creative thinking?

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This isn’t the “My most controversial opinion is” prompt (although I have to admit they can be kind of similar).

However, we must distinguish the two, seeing how most users whom I’ve seen answer this prompt have had some…interesting takes.

Controversy → “Andrew Tate’s way of thinking is the right one. I’m fully subscribed to his beliefs.”

Critical thinking → “That one TikTok about how this woman’s car caught on fire and her Stanley cup was the only thing that remained untouched is BS!”

Creative thinking → “There’s an alternate dimension where all my bobby pins go. I bought a pack of them last week and they’ve disappeared.”

You have the freedom of choice to pick even the most controversial of takes, but know it will affect the type and number of matches you receive.

If it were up to me, I’d pick critical/creative answers because a) they’re amusing, and b) they attract more people. On that note, you can go for a:

  • Conspiracy theory you believe;
  • A hot take you think is necessary for people to know;
  • Heartfelt opinion that means a lot to you;
  • Funny joke (be it sarcastic or silly).

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This prompt is important because it shows matches how you think, so I believe the adequate answer will do you wonders.

Knock ‘em dead!


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