There are plenty of things we find funny, but when it’s out in the open, things can get a little too serious.
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Cheesy things: cringe-worthy answers!
“Something funny I think about all the time is…”
1. How I confidently waved back at someone who wasn’t waving at me.
2. How I thought quicksand would be a bigger problem in life.
3. That Bohemian Rhapsody literally has a yo mama joke in it.
4. How my brain decides to remind me of a cringy moment from 2012 at 3 AM. It’s my useless skill!
5. The fact that butterflies probably don’t even know they’re part of my love metaphors.
6. How I say I have a type, but all my crushes looked like they were chosen at random.
7. That I’d 100% get caught staring at someone and then awkwardly look away.
8. My flirting game. I have to admit it’s a bit weird, but hey, I’m just hoping the vibes are landing right.
9. How my body is 60% water, meaning I’m basically a haunted coconut.
10. Bella and Jacob’s “imprinting” situation in Twilight: Breaking Dawn—like, hello???
11. The Dear Evan Hansen movie…why did they cast a 27-year-old man as a high school kid and think we wouldn’t notice??
12. The Ice Bucket Challenge—why were we all doing this?!
13. That brief era where YOLO was an actual life philosophy. So exciting! 😢
14. Seeing an old text you sent in a delusional mood and feeling physical pain.
15. The entire 2012 Mayan calendar doomsday prediction. Yeah, we’re still here.
16. The Salem Witch Trials, aka “I don’t like this woman, let’s set her on fire.”
17. The insane era of putting everything in Mason jars for “aesthetic”.
18. Mischievous cats that are viral on the internet.
19. The time I stalked someone on Instagram and accidentally liked their 2014 post. Cringeee!!!
20. Laughing at a joke you didn’t understand and then getting asked to explain it. 👀
21. How I get every song’s lyrics wrong, yet still sing them with confidence. Is that a pro or a con?
22. When men break their necks to look at attractive women. Idk why but that always makes me cringe.
23. Saying “your mom” for everything. I know It’s immature, stupid, and inconsiderate but I think it’s kinda funny.
24. Screaming parrot videos. Every time I watch one, uncontrollable laughter ensues.
25. She stole my broccoli recipe—internet drama. Honestly, I can’t think of anything funnier.
26. The obituary written by a bot has me in stitches every time! It just gets more and more unhinged as you go.
27. Sky guys or air dancers. Perfect for nickname examples as well.
28. My mom always calls lunch meat “cold cuts.” But why is there no such thing as “hot cuts”?
29. When people thought fidget spinners would make them millionaires. So young and naive, LOL.
30. Those quotes we posted on Facebook. Why did we ever do that?
Flipped logic: hilarious answers on nonsensical stuff!
“Something funny I think about all the time is…”
1. That video on YouTube of Taylor Swift singing Trouble and then all of a sudden a goat appears.
2. When I saw someone pretending to be the resurrected Jesus.
3. The laugh, live, and love, signs they put on bathrooms.
4. Whether my pet goldfish is plotting world domination.
5. Speaking of cartoon animals, when they have boobs, like massive curvy chests just out of nowhere.
6. Googly eyes, especially when I encounter them in random places in public. What if I told you I find them a lot!
7. Any ridiculous one-word meme image. Like off-brand Garfield with “LASAGN”.
8. The awkward moment when one person made a joke and the other didn’t get it.
9. Sticking my finger in people’s mouths when they yawn. 😈
10. The movie Norbit. Yep! I learned just recently that this movie makes me laugh more than I should admit.
11. The YouTube parrot or parakeet that stomps his feet while marching across the wooden floor.
12. An emu video that I keep coming across.
13. Trump’s 4 seasons parking lot fiasco. I will never not laugh when I remember it. It is comedy gold.
14. How bad I was at the annual primary school poem competition. My therapist says I need to move on already.
15. When Sousuke hugged Ponyo, it’s just so cute! Every time it pops into my mind, I can’t help but giggle.
16. Talking birds has always cracked me up. Bonus points if they sing, swear, or speak in a British accent.
17. When I remember the totally lame but funny things my friends said to me.
18. The startled red panda video when it sees a human is so wholesome.
19. That ketchup bot with the recorder in the background…oh God.
20. The Dallas Cowboys.
21. Beyoncé’s reaction to winning the Grammys is pure gold. It’s the mix of shock, joy, and that iconic moment.
22. That “when the f@ck did we get ice cream?” moment from The Ringer. I hope people are not mad at me for making that reference all the time.
23. A toddler seeing a goat from the window and screaming “It’s a f@cking goat” Hilarioussss!
24. The spider who couldn’t hide. I always crack up laughing when I watch it.
25. When I’m feeling down, I imagine people I dislike dancing to pop songs like my dad.
26. I once overheard a Glee character say, “Thanks for what you did for Marley and me,” and someone replied, “I had nothing to do with that movie.”
27. King Arthur and his knights riding horses in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
28. The reviews for Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears on Amazon are a whole experience. You have to read them.
29. Picturing my homies with the Wendy’s girl haircut. Everyone would agree on this.
30. This one anti-joke always gets me: “Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.” It’s so random, it just works.
31. That one-time note I wrote on my phone while I was drunk.
Bad jokes that make funny answers.
“Something funny I think about all the time is…”
1. That a band thought it would be a good idea to name themselves Hoobastank.
2. The fact that lobsters never stop growing, meaning there’s probably an ancient, wise lobster out there who’s seen some things.
3. The idea that my dog probably thinks I work at my laptop all day just to afford his treats.
4. The way I once chased a receipt in the wind.
5. The idea that someone, somewhere, is still calling the Titanic “unsinkable” just to be ironic. Yikes!
6. I’m a sucker for Rowan Atkinson—his Mr. Bean and Blackadder sketches always make me smile. He helps me get out of a bad mood.
7. Wrapping gifts. It looks like an angry drunk person’s attempt every time.
8. My parallel parking. You’d swear I was driving with you—except I’m nowhere near the spot. And trust me, I’m trying so hard.
9. Every time I try to close pizza boxes.
10. How I dance; I genuinely cannot coordinate my body to do it and I end up looking like a not-very-stretchy slime.
11. When I get in my car, and pretend I’m an astronaut preparing for launch.
12. This line from Police Squad: “I sent the note to the lab. They’re demanding one million dollars.”
13. Social interaction. The way I say hello sometimes is so bad and so funny at the same time.
14. How bad I am at delivering jokes.
15. This quote: “We’ve got no food, we got no jobs, our PETS’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!”
16. How I always have to find my keys, wallet, and phone right before I have to leave, and I’m never on time. Never!!!!
17. I act all weird whenever someone compliments me, and it plays in my head nonstop.
18. When I see my middle school crushes in old photos. Like what was I thinking?? Well…I am known for my questionable decisions.
19. About 4 years ago, while out in public, I took a photo of my biceps and some kids bullied me.
20. A Simpsons quote: “We are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!” “S*x Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!”
21. That one scene in Breaking Bad where Walt and Jesse are building a battery for their RV (m*th lab).
22. Singing contest bloopers. Some of them are too good to ignore.
23. In 2006, after a Taco Bell E. Coli outbreak, SNL joked they were launching the “Shitlupa.” I lost it then—and I’m losing it again now.
24. One time I passed gas so loudly it woke my dog up.
25. Back in 5th grade, I would read out loud and actually say the commas and periods just to troll the teachers. It was my only character flaw.
26. The ongoing debate on whether gif is pronounced with a G or J.
27. Once, my brother screamed like a girl during a movie.
28. That moment in Shrek 2 when Puss in Boots dramatically whispers, “For you, baby…I could be”. He’s the fictional character I relate to the most.
29. I once misheard someone say “pasta” as “plaster,” and spent way too long discussing what kind of plaster to put on pasta.
30. I tried to fix something following a YouTube video and still messed it up. It was very simple and stupid, tbh.
31. I once spent an entire party thinking someone was a magician, only to realize they just had a really cool coat.
How to make laugh-worthy answers that’ll put you on your matches’ radar?!
It’s easy to pick, but way harder to get picked—especially when it’s all based on humor. If you wanna spike curiosity and see who reacts, you must start thinking smarter about your answers.
One → The more fun, the merrier!
It’s simple: if you want to leave an impression, go for things on the more interesting spectrum.
Name a mid-2000s trendy meme that’ll make your matches Google it, or drop a movie reference that people will either recognize or be curious enough to look up.
Two → No inside jokes/references allowed.
Don’t share something only you and your high school friend would get. Instead, go for a blooper, mess-up, or goof with a solid twist that’ll actually make people crack up.
Three → You’re not trying out for stand-up.
When you’re throwing banter on this prompt, don’t overdo it. Keep your jokes or funny stories positive and avoid throwing shade at others. Play it safe to keep things clear and avoid any misunderstandings.
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