Imagine you’re a salesperson who’s trying to sell a product to someone; the product in this case being a relationship with you.
You’d try to bring up all of your best points, but without overdoing it to the point the buyer rolls their eyes and walks away.
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This is what the “Perks of dating me” Tinder prompt is, and I’m about to teach you the two ways to tackle this prompt: with humor and with utmost honesty!
“Perks of dating me” — Hilarious answers for girls and guys.
One of the ways you can answer this prompt is through humor. Be it a reference, pun, joke, or sarcasm.
This approach prevents you from sounding like an overconfident, pretentious egoist…someone we all know has zero to no luck on dating apps.
A joke for an answer will make Tinder users laugh while also making you seem humble and fun, and trust me, that’ll make it rain matches!
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1. You’ll always be the one to place our orders in restaurants because I am too anxious to do so!
2. You don’t have to worry about me cheating because I am afraid of women.
3. I’m horrible at cooking, so you don’t have to worry about ever having guests over given you don’t know how to cook either.
4. I’m honest enough to tell you what looks bad on you. Some of y’all have fake friends who don’t do that…
5. I am very clumsy, so you’ll never run out of funny scenes.
6. I am good-looking. Source: my grandma.
7. I can talk about topics other than the weather!
8. You’ll always be the hot one in our relationship.
9. A never-ending source of awkwardness that comes in handy when meeting annoying strangers.
10. I sleep with my eyes open, so you’ll always have something creepy to witness.
11. I have a Tesla so you won’t have to worry about gas money or being taken seriously.
12. Fedoras aren’t part of my daily outfits, so you don’t have to be anxious about your friends questioning your taste in men.
13. I am a pretty convincing fake crier if you need someone to pull you away from work or boring social gatherings.
14. I don’t describe myself using the Greek alphabet.
15. Over-the-top extrovertedness. You won’t ever have to keep up conversations with friends or family if you don’t want to because I can fill the void.
16. I don’t manspread.
17. You can never say you’re the worst singer in the world.
18. I’m a teacher with a deep understanding of chemistry and an amazing husband. You know where I’m headed, right?
19. I grew up interested in the occult so you best believe no ghosts can f!@# with us.
20. I can make a good British accent for when you need me to impress people.
21. I hate Chris Brown and any other evil person with a platform.
22. I don’t use TikTok.
23. I don’t wear an all-black outfit with different shades of black.
24. I own a doughnut shop, which means I’m good at glazing holes.
25. You’ll get to see kids running away screaming from our porch on Halloween night because of how realistic my decorations are.
26. You’ll never be judged for your typos. I have mild dyslexia.
27. When it comes to kinks, I’m pretty vanilla. None of that feet or bondage BS.
28. I’m good at doing taxes. Yep, that’s all.
29. I can tell military time.
30. I have, like, 5 other brothers so you won’t have any pressure whatsoever regarding children and marriage. Phew.
31. I have 0 allergies so if you’re looking for someone powerful to add to your bloodline, hmu.
32. I don’t ask women to name 3 songs from a band they love to prove their fanship because I’m a normal human being.
33. I can drink milk without crapping my pants profusely for the next 2 hours.
34. You’ll never be bored in bed because I wear glasses and can alternate between 10 pairs!
35. I’m not a picky eater, like, AT ALL. You can choose what you wanna eat every time and I’ll be cool with it.
36. I can make some mean mashed potatoes.
37. I don’t believe in splitting the bill. I invited you out, so I’ll pay!
38. My house is my usual hang-out spot. I won’t ask you to do anything too tiring like jogging or rock climbing or whatever.
39. I speak 5 languages: English, German, Japanese, Spanish, and Greek. I can order in a foreign restaurant without being laughed at by the staff.
40. I’m easy to impress. Get me Milk Duds for our first date and I’m yours.
41. Media literacy. I won’t be scammed by a Nigerian prince claiming he needs my money and will reimburse me 10x if I give him some.
42. I’m subscribed to every streaming platform. Partly because I like variety, and partly because I keep forgetting to unsubscribe.
43. I can do the Heimlich Maneuver. You can eat in peace, babe.
44. Political correctness—I won’t say stupid crap when I meet your friends & family.
45. I have big feet…you know what that means. Online shopping for shoes is a nightmare.
46. I know my multiplication tables, therefore can make your trips to the grocery store more productive.
47. I follow Joshua Weissman on YouTube hence know how to cook an egg in a gazillion ways.
48. Man in Finance, trust fund, 6’5, blue eyes.
49. I’m not one of those people who self-diagnoses.
50. You don’t have to hear me call you cringy pet names like “schnukums poopoo bear” or something.
51. You’d be first in line!
52. I can cook 2-minute instant ramen in 1 minute 52 seconds. We can use the remaining 8 for sex.
53. I have a vast knowledge of dinosaurs. How that might come in handy, you ask? Well…your little brother might think I’m cool.
“Perks of dating me” — Genuine, yet compelling answers.
The other approach you can take is the sincere one where you answer with the actual perks of dating you without a clever twist.
Go ahead and mention your green flags! It can be something about your quality as a partner, intelligence, or good nature.
Though witty answers are higher in demand, you can do no wrong being genuine because some Tinder users appreciate that.
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1. I’m not immature. If we have arguments, we’ll have to sit down and solve them instead of ignoring each other the whole day.
2. Disrespect is not something I tolerate. If your friend gives you a backhanded remark, I am speaking up about it!
3. I like to think of myself as a just person. I would never act up without a reason.
4. You don’t have to tell me something over and over again because I take mental notes of important stuff.
5. Kindness is my life principle, thus you won’t ever catch me treating someone badly.
7. Quality Time is my Love Language, so there’s no way I’m ever passing on the opportunity to spend time with you.
8. I’m a great multi-tasker so I can play video games with my friends AND text you back in a timely manner!
9. I don’t micro-cheat. Regardless of size, cheating is cheating, point blank.
10. I’m great at defining boundaries. There won’t be none of that “You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about.”
11. Good work-life balance. I’m not one of those people you won’t get to see 5 days out of the week.
12. I’m relatively friendly with both humans and animals. Need someone to bring around your family? I’m the guy for the job.
13. I hate trends. Life is lived outside the digital world.
14. I have a house and a degree. Stability is my middle name. Jk, it’s Daniel but you know what I mean.
15. I’m good at reading people’s moods, so I won’t be putting any pressure on you whether you vocalize your discomfort or not.
16. I only hang out with nerds who do nerdy activities.
17. I constantly strive for a better me and never make the same mistake twice!
18. I have no addictions, literally. No coffee, no cigarettes, no alcohol. No nothing. I’m pretty proud of it!
19. Empathy. You’re probably sick of hearing this, but even the sight of a small animal playing alone is enough to make me bawl my eyes out.
20. My family and I have always had a good relationship, thus you won’t be getting in the middle of any drama.
21. Healthy communication. You think keeping things in to the point they kill you is normal? Well, think again.
22. I don’t call people “situationships” or “talking stages”.
23. I’m very patient. You need an extra time to get ready? That’s cool with me. You think we’re going too fast? I understand.
24. I’m always up to try new things: hobbies, places, food, and so on. Yes, that applies to the bedroom too.
25. I lead a drama-free life even though I seem to be a drama magnet.
26. People tell me I’m an excellent gift giver. You’re gonna get that thing you really wanted when you least expect it…
27. I’m an amazing listener. And no, it’s not just because I’m not much of a talker. I’m genuinely interested in what you have to say.
28. I am always going to make you feel included even when my friends and I are hanging out and doing something you’re not familiar with.
29. I have a huge front yard you can build your dream garden in.
30. Because of my past, I am a very caring person. I like to know the people I love are doing well.
31. Honesty, but not the unnecessarily rude type that makes you overthink!
32. I am adventurous AF. Doesn’t matter what you have cooking up in that noodle of yours. Know that I’m down!
33. I collect hobbies like they’re Pokémon, therefore you’ll never get bored of hanging out with me.
34. I don’t flirt with other people and describe it as “harmless”. Welcome to the bare minimum.
35. 24/7 support, regardless of the context. Your friend did something wrong? I’m 100% on your side. No need to know the details.
36. I can fix just about anything: furniture or tech devices. Your grandma’s dream.
37. Not to toot my own horn, but I’m pretty funny. The only crying you’d be doing would be caused by a joke I told.
38. I’m in video game development, so I can make a cute RPG game where you go on a magical adventure with your pet owl.
39. Unlike the people who have made this the norm, I am not hung on any of my exes.
40. I don’t religiously use social media like that. You don’t have to lose sleep over stalking my followers.
41. You’ll never be judged for your past decisions. Imagine judging someone who no longer exists. Wow, that sounded threatening. I meant people change!
42. I love love LOVE holidays so our house will always be the one that shines the brightest during Christmas time!
43. I have hobbies therefore you won’t be forced to spend every waking hour with me out of pity.
44. I’m careful with what I say, especially when it comes to heated arguments where some things may slip up.
45. I don’t believe in controlling your significant other. If someone willingly oversteps your boundaries, they deserve the boot.
46. I smell amazing because of my vast perfume collection WHICH, by the way, you can gain access to.
47. I’m a black belt in karate, so no one can mess with us.
48. Random cookies throughout the week because of my love for baking!
49. I let my sensitive side out instead of pushing it in because society told me to.
50. I can get into just about anything as far as hobbies and interests go, so I’m always down to try the things you like as a way to bond.
51. Creative compliments. Like telling you red makes you look like a cherry smoothie. Regular ones too but where’s the fun in that?
52. I try to keep up a healthy lifestyle, but I won’t force it on you. I’m not one of those people who tries to shame you for canceling your gym membership!
The art of humble bragging in your answers: 3 tips.
You might think this prompt is an open invitation for you to brag big time, but that’s often not the case because of how arrogant it might make you seem.
Although I suggest taking the funny route which means you’ll be bragging in small doses or not at all, you can showcase the upside of dating you if you want.
However, with this notion in mind, you must do so by humble bragging—bragging, but modestly.
#1 tip:
Make it funny by implementing an interesting twist so that you’re not only bragging, but also making a joke!
E.g.: “Man in Finance, trust fund, 6’5, blue eyes.”
Instead of saying “I have generational wealth and fit the beauty standard.”, you’re referencing a popular TikTok audio many people know.
#2 tip.
Be mindful! Formulate your answer with your potential match in mind so that they can relate to it.
E.g.: “I have a huge front yard you can build your dream garden in.”
You’re not simply boasting about the size of your property, as opposed to not adding that last part.
#3 tip.
Don’t overdo it with the structuring of your answer in a way you end up sounding very aggressive with your overconfidence.
E.g.: “Random cookies throughout the week because of my love for baking!”
This way you’re not calling yourself the best baker in the world, but instead talking about your love for baking and what will come out of it!
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Since you now know the basics of this Tinder prompt, you can head over to RizzBio for prompt answer ideas on Tinder, or even Hinge and Bumble!
The RizzBio technology has been created so that it generates unique and gripping answers that are also sincere.
Lack of which is what’s causing you to have fewer matches that you resonate with.
If you need help, know you can rely on us—otherwise, don’t forget to keep your boasting in moderation!
See you next time.
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