At times, our fridges suddenly turn into these ancient relics that hold the keys to eternal happiness. 3 am, or past midnight, to be more specific.
Whether it’s raiding the pantry for a questionable combination of leftovers or devouring an entire pint of ice cream, our late-night cravings often lead to some truly hilarious stories.
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- A long train of embarrassing memories.
- Self-destructive thoughts, of course.
- Cold cuts. Not rolled. Not dipped. Not sandwiched. Just dangled in the air and eaten like a hungry Rottweiler. (A Reddit original)
- Anything that doesn’t require utensils to throw in my mouth.
- A scoop of icecream while my fridge door is open, swearing this is the last time I’m doing this.
- Cucumber and shredded cheese. Goblin-mode, of course.
- Donuts that have been sitting in the fridge since god-knows-when.
- Peanut butter. It’s gonna be the death of me.
- Prosciutto and cheese. I prefer eating it rottweiler-style.
- Almond cookies and green tea. Never leaving a crumble.
- Pickles. Half a jar down within minutes.
- Self-deprecating thoughts for sure. What’s yours?
- Cold bagel. No mercy for my body whatsoever.
- Cheese crackers. It’s not a good look, trust me.
- Yogurt and granola. It’s past midnight, so technically it’s breakfast.
- Cold spaghetti. Preferably bolognese.
- Cornflakes, obviously. Since I don’t hear anything from the crunching, gotta turn the subtitles on, every single time.
- IT IS AND IT’LL ALWAYS BE COLD LASAGNA
- It’s burrito. But… It’s a peanut butter and jelly burrito.
- Two giant, overfilled spoons of Nutella.
- Any leftover will do the work for me.
- Potato chips. Preferably sour cream and onion ones, but I’ll settle for anything at that point.
- Cold chocolate pudding. On special occasions I add a bit of store-bought icing on top.
- Pizza. And don’t judge, you!
- Sushi from the grocery store that I bought earlier in the day just so that I could have it when midnight strikes.
- Rice cakes with Nutella. It’s disgustingly tasty, especially at midnight.
- Iced coffee that I prepared earlier on just for this occasion. I can already sense you judging me the wrong way.
- Chinese takeout. Straight out of the fridge. Leftovers from lunch.
- Croutons. I’m planning on going to rehab.
- Crackers, peanut butter and jelly. But it’s real ugly the way I eat it.
- Canned tuna mixed with mayo.
- Kimchi. No utensils. Over the sink.
- Tortilla chips with any sauce available.
- Leftover pizza and salty potato chips.
- Cold rice. I eat until my hands can’t bear holding the cold bowl.
- Chocolate chips. I eat them like one eats potato chips.
- Cold chicken from the tupperware. No plates nor utensils.
- A large glass of milk. I chug it like there’s no tomorrow.
- Spicy instant noodles. The brand doesn’t matter at that point.
- Store-bought, pathetic, and spicy popcorn.
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Whether it’s the absurdity of combining unexpected ingredients or the sheer dedication to a late-night feast, these confessions remind us that sometimes, the most relatable and funniest moments come from our midnight misadventures.
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