Hinge dropped the “My therapist would say I” prompt to make therapy a part of the dating game.
Even though this prompt has some weight to it, RizzBio is all about keeping it light because let’s be real—everything’s better with a little fun.
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Or as therapists might say, we use humor as a defense mechanism!
“My therapist would say I…” — Fun and honest answers to try
- AM a professional procrastinator.
- Escape reality by daydreaming or pretending to get hidden messages when I meditate.
- Have attachment issues. I peeked at his phone by accident and saw my contact saved under “Velcro”.
- Have the composure of a Graham Cracker after I cried in her office for 1 hour straight.
- Am overly protective. Well, you never know when I might meet a man in the woods instead of a bear.
- Will never get to be as unlovable as Hitler after I told her I thought I’m the most evil person in the world.😭
- Have emotional constipation. That cracks me up every time.
- Have a free spirit—which basically means disorganized, but in a romantic way.
- Verbalize my emotions perfectly, which means I’m a professional yapper.
- Am a plant lover, but that’s just another way of saying I avoid human beings because of my anxiety.
- Am pretty creative with words. I talk in riddles and he doesn’t understand a word I just said.
- Laugh to hide the pain in my heart. I mean, my therapist isn’t wrong! 😭
- Am a hot mess. Well, at least I’m hot.
- Have PTSD when I get a wax just to pretend I’m not in my body. Am I alright?
- Prefer minimalism, meaning I have almost 0 friends and spend most of the time alone in my home.
- Have a good sense of awareness because the first thing I do when rough emotions hit is journal about it.
- Am a people pleaser. Sometimes it’s so hard to say ‘no’, but I’ll start my villain area soon.
- Use my skincare routines to create a sense of self-personality. Who am I without Korean skin products? I actually don’t know.
- Am loyal to friends. I think what she meant to say is I am stupid for committing to people who don’t appreciate me.
- Have a coffee addiction as a way to replace my addiction to love.
- Have made yoga training my whole identity.
- Am a hard worker, but in reality, I just use work to distract myself from my problems. Ouch.
- Got trust issues. Yep, that’s right; I only trust my judgment when it comes to food.
- I use The Ronnetes’ songs to escape reality. Be My Baby is very escapist ngl.
- Avoid situations with humor. But I swear I have feelings and take things seriously too.
- Care so much about winning because I grew up in a competitive household. He also said I should not play online games for a while.
- Make a to-do list to keep better track of my things. In reality, I make to-do lists because I’m getting close to being Dori from Finding Nemo.
- Am my own worst critic. That’s how I keep myself humble!
- Tend to fall for emotionally unavailable people. So, does that mean you are also unavailable or…?
- Am sometimes too sensitive. Well, duh… my moon is in Pisces that’s why!
- Get angry when people don’t return my calls as a way to control the situation. No, sir, I get angry because that’s my pet peeve.
- Am either too shy to function or a very, very, VERY good listener.
- Am a perfectionist. No way! Also, can you move that vase a little closer to the center, please?
- Put other people’s needs before my own. Does a cat count as a person? If so, then it’s true.
- Binge eat to fill the void. I actually binge-eat because my favorite show has 8 seasons.
- Should stop living in the past. How do I tell them that Gatsby’s times were just better?
- Overanalyze everything. Yep, it took me 2 hours to get ready today, you guess why.
- Pretend I don’t care. I care. Like, A LOT!
- Save money because of anxiety. Well yeah…my ancestors survived on onion soup, so of course I’m going to be more mindful.
- Have emotional dependence. I would say only with TikTok.
“My therapist would say I…” — Sarcastic answers for the class clowns.
- Seek validation from my cat, but she’s clearly not a fan.
- Romanticize life because I hate reality. Girl, is that supposed to be bad?!
- Put too much energy into analyzing texts. I SWEAR I can tell if someone’s mad through punctuation.
- Laugh uncontrollably, like right now.
- Need to be more realistic. But no, that gave me depression, so now it’s time to be delulu and happy.
- Love complicated things. That shows, sis, that shows.
- Have a strong sense of empathy.
- I’m a deep person. Well..life made me this way!
- Tend to fall hopelessly in love. Little does she know romance is not the only thing I’m hopeless in.
- Am afraid of failure. My back-home businesswoman auntie has raised the bar for me.
- Embrace uncertainty. But I’m still waiting for a bigger sign from the universe.
- Should not consider her my friend. But ugh…how can I resist asking her what shade and brand that amazing lipstick is?!
- Have emotional intelligence. Then how come I don’t freaking know what’s happening with me first.
- Go hard on myself. Therapist-certified: you should go easy on me.
- Have a unique sense of humor, mostly dark. I don’t know if I should take this as a compliment or worry about it.
- Try too hard to be liked. That’s funny because I don’t think it’s working.
- Use excuses to justify my OCD. How does he know that my floors shine brighter than his bald head?
- Am a night owl. I hate the fact that responsibilities come with the day, that’s why I want the night to never end.
- Utilize my creativity as a means to release the blue feelings stuck inside me.
- Might feel overwhelmed by the dating world—and that’s OK because even she had to swipe left on certain people.
- Use the horoscope as a way to not let matters into my own hands. I truly believe stars know better than my brain.
- Use fictional characters to define my ideal partner. You’re telling me they’re not real? How dare you!
- Should not be dating at the moment. Well…sh*t.
- Focus too much on negative things, but last time I checked, opposites attract.
- Want to escape reality by being obsessed with creating otherworldly AI images all the time.
- Use my busy schedule to cancel plans and avoid unwanted company. 100% true!
- Haven’t finished healing yet. Send the same exact type of partner and we shall see.
- Use distractions to forget the excruciating feeling of remembering how pickles taste. Absolutely disgusting.
- Try to forget my problems by roaming around Ikea and pretending I actually live in one of their setups.
- Try to connect with my inner child by filling my whole house with Jigsaw puzzles. It’s time to let them go. 😭
- Might not be able to solve all my problems but I’m a gold medalist in ignoring them.
- Should not be afraid of dating because even the worst date is a chance for a good story.
- Stalk people on socials because I have a slight case of “Curiosity-itis”. It’s not stalking, it’s research, okay?
- Have interesting thoughts, even though most of the time they are Microsoft-trash-icon-worthy. That’s a compliment, right?!
- Talk in third person to avoid responsibility. Like: She didn’t forget to send the email; it just slipped her mind!
- Need to welcome chaos a little more. You are telling me I have to put my yellow underwear near the blue ones?? What an ugly color combo! 🙄
- Talk to myself a lot. I guess I have developed a great sense of self-therapy.
- Am clingy. Of course. My favorite turtle died and now I seek other turtle-like patterns in my life.
- Use self-deprecating humor to deflect attention from my insecurities.
- Am usually really hard on myself, so consider my presence here my debut! 🤗
An iceberg: What is your answer’s level of depth?
Think of an iceberg. You only see the tip of it, no? That’s more or less what people show to the world: a small fragment of what really is a huge structure.
People show vulnerability with the “My therapist would say I” Hinge prompt…or at least the level of vulnerability they choose to show.
The tip of the iceberg.
These answers are typically related to something many people know about you, or rather, you don’t mind them knowing.
It might be your habits or relationship with specific people in your life, for example, but you’re not dwelling too deep into the dark parts of the forest.
→ “…should not consider her my friend. But ugh…how can I resist asking her what shade and brand that amazing lipstick is?!”
The middle, submerged part.
Now we’re getting to the things that may hit a bit closer to home—something from your therapy sessions that may get too personal.
Your past, current struggles, and other sensitive things.
→ “…care so much about winning because I grew up in a competitive household. He also said I should not play online games for a while.”
The very bottom.
And, now the absolute depth. Something that’s drowning in darkness and very difficult for people to open up about.
Family issues, past romantic experiences, medical conditions, or something else traumatic.
→ “Need to be more realistic. But no, that gave me depression, so now it’s time to be delulu and happy.”
* The depth of your answer depends on what feels best for you! But remember most users typically prefer not to deal with serious stuff right off the bat.
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Just tell RizzBio how deep you want your answer to be and it will generate the most flawless, sincere ones to choose from.
We’ve already given answers to the most popular Hinge prompts, but the Self-care category is just as important!
A good answer means good matches—people who will welcome your transparency and vulnerability with open arms.
You got this. And as always, be positive!
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