We can’t all be the best gift-givers now, can we? Little did we know that those strange gifts would make hilarious stories to impress Hinge matches.
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You as the gift-giver: Hilariously clever answers!
If you were to rate your present-giving abilities out of 10, what number would you give? I think I’m sitting comfortably at a 6.
We’re here to test your “funny levels” and not how thoughtful you are, though; go ahead and pick the funniest gift you’ve given to someone as a joke.
Weirdest gift I’ve given or received…
1. I gave my best friend a strand of my hair the day we met. We were 6, so cut me some slack!
2. When we were 4, I vividly remember giving one of the neighborhood kids cat poop. Just a random fact I love remembering.
3. I just bought my friend an anime figurine of a slime. That’s what he wanted so I’m happy for him, I guess.
4. I bought my new co-worker cat food because I overheard him saying “my cat” in a convo. The cat passed away a week ago.
5. I got my teacher Matcha-flavored pocky because IDK—she looks like she likes Matcha.
6. I was very awkward growing up so I made the whole class freshly squeezed cucumber juice in an attempt to make friends!
7. My cousin has a corgi, and 5 years ago I knitted him a sweater that said “Merry Corgmas”.
8. When I was little, I drew my dad as Nosferatu and gave it to him. Yep, he was offended.
9. I bought my Yale-graduated sister Harvard merch. Ehhh, she’ll get over it.
10. I DIY-ed a Jeff The Killer figure out of clay when I was 12 for my principal. She called my parents in, lol.
11. I got my brother a 360 Yankee with a full brim. Google it. I bet you can’t stop laughing.
12. I just got done shipping my friend who lives overseas a Fuggler. Can’t wait for him to open it!
13. Gave the old lady next door 10 grains of sand when I was a kid. Idk why or even how, but I did it.
14. Gave my ex-bestie my ex-boyfriend when I was 8. Wait, no, she stole him. Susie, you b!tch.
15. A cactus to the school janitor when I was 10 to show my gratitude.
16. I gave the man in my closet the finger because I’m an independent woman who sleeps with the lights off.
17. I wrapped a garden frog in a bow when I was 7 to give to my favorite teacher. I was so proud back then.
18. I just bought my colleague a crystal ball. I hope it tells him he’s dragging the whole team down.
19. I bought my friend who’s a Breaking Bad fan bedding with Walter White’s face plastered on it.
20. I farted in a jar and gave it to my classmate whom I had a crush on in grade 2.
21. I shipped my Greek friend a Philly Cheesesteak. In my defense, he really wanted to try American food.
22. I built my friend a doghouse for her parrot. So far, she told me her parrot loves it.
23. Bought my bestie a fake mustache. And guess what? She’s been wearing it!
24. Printed a life-sized body pillow of Mike Wazowski for my little brother. You should’ve seen his face when he got it.
25. My friend asked me for travel tips for France, so I bought her a baguette.
26. I made a compilation of my friend’s favorite memes a few months ago. Nothing’s gonna top that!
27. I made The Rock out of rocks for my brother’s 11th birthday. Don’t worry, he was obsessed with him.
28. I had a collection of all the baby teeth that fell out when I was little and gifted it to the lady next door.
29. I made my neighbor a flipbook of LMFAO’s music video “Party Rock Anthem”. Every single scene.
30. I remember baking chocolate-covered potatoes for my dad when I was 9. Well, he loved chocolates AND potatoes, that’s why.
31. I dressed up as a scrawny version of Goku for my cousin’s 5th birthday. Does that count? I embarrassed myself.
32. A single banana for my nana’s birthday. I was 4 and all I knew was she liked bananas!
33. I gave my favorite cousin a 3D model of the eggplant emoji—her favorite. No wonder we get along.
34. I created a DIY clock for my co-worker. The hands are eating utensils.
35. When my sister was little and in her K-pop era, I painted every BTS member on her room’s walls. She made me do it…
36. My best friend and I became friends after I gave her a cockroach when we were 5. Yeah…
37. I made a plushie of Taylor Swift for my niece because she loves her. Not my proudest work yet, but it was fun.
38. I gave my sister a pineapple for her birthday—which beats the 2 blueberries she got me.
39. I bought my friend those 2012 New Year’s glasses last year. In 2023.
40. My friend is a real math geek, so I got him that one book going over every number of Pi.
41. I gave a book on black magic to my friend. She was freaked out, but I think she has started to use it.
42. I slipped my friend a single photo of Danny DeVito in her pocket. She has no idea who did it!
43. Gave my friend a Christmas tree this SUMMER.
44. A single pinecone to my dog for his pupday. He loved it.
You as the gift-receiver: remarkable and funny answers.
Now let’s flip the script—what is one gift you’ve been given that you love telling the story about?
This talks a lot about your relationship with the people in your life, so remember: fun answers only!
Weirdest gift I’ve given or received…
1. My sister got me an iPhone charger for my 25th birthday. I have a Samsung. Been using Samsung products for 10+ years.
2. My co-worker got me a single bag of peanuts. I have a peanut allergy, but A for effort.
3. My friend sent me a plastic hand in the mailbox. Just what I was looking for!
4. My dad bought me a mouse for my computer and it’s actually in the shape of a mouse.
5. My aunt who lives in Romania made me banana jam and it’s so f!@#ing good.
6. A bottle of water. The culprit? My brother, of course.
7. I was given a fly on a leash by my friend in 3rd grade. As far as pets go, that was my first one, I guess.
8. My birthday was a week ago and one of my friends gave me s!utty artwork of Art The Clown from Terrifier.
9. My sister bought me a phone case in the shape of boobs. Boobie case.
10. Back when Vine was popular, my 2 best friends at the time made a video wishing me happy b-day!
11. A cardboard cut-out of Valtor from Winx when I was 16. I was weirdly attracted to it back then…
12. My mad scientist cousin made me a DIY mirror from scratch. Yes, even the reflective part.
13. A single sunflower with no petals. It was given to me by a boy in 4th grade who ALLEGEDLY had a crush on me. Way to show it, dude.
14. My best friend got me an abandoned school bus window.
15. A Minecraft birthday cake IRL by my mom, aka the best cook.
16. My little sister made me a scrapbook of Elon Musk lookalikes at the grown age of 23.
17. My friends all pitched in to get me a custom chess set with us as the pieces. I went crazy for it when I first saw it.
18. A birthday gift. Can’t believe my friend brought me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift.
19. My cousin gave me a pillow with my dog’s face on it. It’s awesome.
20. My manager gave me a Pin The Tail on The Donkey set, but instead of the donkey, it’s Andrew Tate.
21. A single chili pepper by my co-worker who knows I can’t stand hot food. Passive-aggressiveness at its finest.
22. My cousin who lives abroad got me 2 pounds of goat cheese. I don’t know what to do with it.
23. Ultra rare edition Seaweed Lay’s from my brother. They’re so good, y’all.
24. As a non-smoker, a pack of cigs from my boss on my 5th anniversary at the company. Talk about loyalty.
25. My friend gave me a half-drunk bottle of Jack.
27. Bills from my ex-bum of a roommate who refuses to pull her weight.
28. A deflated Paw Patrol balloon from my adorable nephew. He told me it reminded him of me.
29. A bottle of men’s cologne from my bro. I’m a woman, BTW, as you can probably tell from my profile.
30. My best friend gave me an old-timey newspaper printed on the date of my birth. It’s actually pretty cool!
31. I got a package inside of a package inside a package. At the very end, there was a $100 bill. Credits to my genius dad.
32. My friend gave me 2 shot glasses in the shape of testicles.
33. My sister bought me an Ed Sheeran floatie!
34. My friend made a Spotify playlist and it was filled with videos of people screaming.
35. I was gifted a hamster by my niece last year. I don’t know how she caught it, but its name is Peep.
36. I received a puppet that looked like me, but it had 5 eyes. I am a bit scared of it, but I love it nonetheless.
37. My best friend gave me a “Relationships For Dummies” book.
38. I got an “I’m With Dummy” shirt a month ago for my birthday even though I’m single.
39. A jellyfish lamp from my bestie. She just gets me.
40. I got gifted 2 left shoes by my neighbor. It’s okay, though, I’m using them as decor.
41. A fridge magnet of SpongeBob and Squidward doing the dirty. If you want one too, I’ll ask my friend where she got it.
42. My cousin got me a pair of those shoes with 5 spaces for each toe.
43. A pair of men’s boxers as a woman.
44. A costume of Doja Cat. Thank you, the lady who lives downstairs!
What gifts are considered appropriate to talk about?
Yep, there is one very specific recipe for success regarding this prompt, like what the gift represents, who it’s for, and why it was given.
– It should come from…
A family member, friend, relative, colleague, or any acquaintance you’re on friendly/neutral terms with.
❌NO EXES! Because you don’t want to imply you’re still hung up on them, you’re better off choosing another person or hiding the fact it’s your ex.
– The occasion could be…
A birthday, milestone (e.g. graduation or promotion), or something casual or meant as a joke.
❌ NO ANNIVERSARIES. Couples tend to have a lot of inside jokes, so no matter how funny an ex’s gift was, never use it for this prompt.
– The gift itself needs to be…
Funny and eccentric, so the opposite of boring. Socks are warm and all, but regular presents defeat the purpose of this prompt.
❌NOTHING SEXUAL, ROMANTIC, OR BORING. Boring you already know why, but I suggest you avoid sexual/romantic gifts too because they’re impudent in this context.
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